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 Play Me: Lauryn Hill - Lose Myself
No, your eyes aren’t decieving you - L-Boogie has recorded a new track. It’s called “Lose Myself”, and it is off of the soundtrack for Columbia Pictures’ animated film, Surf’s Up. Granted, this is not the world famous Lauryn Hill sound we all know and love (it’s more pop/rock/reggae, I’d say), it still has a refreshing feel and hearing Ms. Hill’s voice again is always joyous. Fugees album, anyone?
Play Me: Cassie - Sometimes (feat. Ryan Leslie)
Guess who’s biz-ack? It’s the NextSelection Princess, who is busy working on her sophmore album. Here is a slice of the work in progress. “Sometimes” features Cassie’s mack daddy, Ryan Leslie, who really believes he can rap. What a schmuck. Well, he also believes that Cassie can sing and in case your wondering, she still can’t do that. Let us hope that this isn’t her first single.
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Play Me: Amy Winehouse - Rehab (Remix f. Jay-Z)
The rumored Amy Winehouse/Jay-Z collabo is prepared for you all. Yeah, I have exclaimed my admiration for Amy the Alchie and sure, I’m a fan of Hov, but I don’t like this remix at all. My ears gave it a chance; it just doesn’t sound right to me. Jay did a decent job lyrically, but I don’t think that he makes a good team with WineCooler.
Play Me: DJ Khaled - We Takin’ Over (Remix f. R.Kelly, T-Pain, Lil Kim, & Young Jeezy)
Before I even start a review here, let me just say this. If I hear T-Pain or R.Kelly on one more damn song, I might just eat my own face (don’t worry, I’ll find a way). Now, DJ Khaled is doing it so big this year and Miami couldn’t be prouder. His single We Takin’ Over is a smash hit just about everywhere. It lead to a female version (that we shalt not speak of…garbage), but this one is an official remix. It feels so good to hear Lil’ Kim on record again.
Shoutout to Rap-Up.com!
What…in the concentrated fuck…was Cam’ron thinking when he made this video? Okay, so 50 Cent poked fun at him a little bit on 106 & Park, but Fif is a bully. We know that. So what, if you got clocked in the eye by Tru Life? It has happened to the best of us. There is still no excuse for you to be outside making videos in your drawers, Cam. Crack is wack!
I absolutely love the drunken bag of bones that is Amy Winehouse. Her album Back to Black is exactly what I need in my life. I just sit in my living room and let it blast in the stereo while smoking a candy cig and munching on a box of Krispy Kremes - heaven! So, here’s the new video by Amy entitled “Back to Black”. Um…fantastico!
God, I wish I was her drug dealer.
 I’m about to take it back to some old school Fury. Bear with me.
Okay, how many of you think that Usher’s little cuddle buddy, Tameka Foster, is really a big ol’ tranny? Yep, thought so. The media is really enthralled by their nauseating love story and I don’t seem to understand why. It’s not like Usher is doing it big in music right now and, well, Tameka is ugly as hell, so why the fuss? Maybe its me, but they have got to be one of the wierdest couples ever. Usher must be getting thrown around at home. I mean, doesn’t she look like she could benchpress her own weight in porkchops? Ewww. I don’t know why people find them interesting.
BTW: I gotta give a big shout-out to my homeboy FreezeFiya for shouting me out at AllHipHop.
 Play Me: Murphy Lee - Hatin’ (feat. Young Dro)
The last time I heard from Murphy Lee, he was arrested for smoking kush in his ride on the way to the titty bar…fool. I guess he’s been set free, because he’s in the studio recording new tracks. This particular record is decent. Nothing to brag about, Murph. It may get a couple radio spins and a drop in the local club, but all will be forgotten after about a week. Try harder, Lunatic.
For too long has Solange been the Jan Brady of the Killer Knowles Klan (KKK). Once again it is time for her to throw the Huggies to the side and try her hand out at the singing thing. Unfortunately, she still sucks. Her voice isn’t exactly Beyonce-esque. I thought my brain cells were going to disintegrate towards the end of the song. On top of that, the bitch sings, “light the dro”, in the hook. Well, isn’t she a grown woman now? I guess we know who Baby Daniel is bringing that weed home to.
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I’ve never been one to go ga-ga over Amerie. Her single, “One Thing”, was the only thing that made her stand out to me. However, this track here is a very good one. It’s very sexy; like one of those old kinky Janet Jackson hits. Again, it’s nothing outstanding, but it’s satisfying.
This Rick Ross record is the shit! I’m not just saying that because he’s from Miami, because I really don’t like most of our artists anyway. Now, I’m not sure if this is off of an upcoming album from Ross, but it should be. The beat is a certified Chevy-riding anthem, and perfect for the clubs. One downside though - Lil’ Weezy lyrically stole the whole track…once again.
So, here’s the deal: Some computer nerds with very unfulfilling lives got a hold of a few Ol’ Dirty Bastard sound bites and used them to play a prank call on some lady from New York. It is so funny to hear how she reacts to Dirty’s electrical fussing. She was pissed! Check it out.
Shout to HNNLive.com for the clip!
 Bossip.com dropped a report that Irv Gotti was recently seen prancing around Kim Kardashian’s California boutique. We all know that the negro can’t afford to buy anything, so he must have been there for some other reason; probably to jump on the Ho Train. I mean, all the cool kids are doing it.
Anyway, I hear that Kim’s cooch is so stretched out at this point, that she can finally fulfill her goal of transporting inner-city LA youth into Beverly Hills by way of her uterus. There, they can learn to film sex tapes and become big superstars. See, the sluttiness is for a good cause.
It’s been a long day, my friends. I’m about ready to curl up in front of my TiVo with a Capri Sun so I can rest my butt away.
Before, I get into all that, I have to introduce you to Kelly Rowland’s new single, “Comeback”. I actually like it. It has a very bouncy feel to it; lots of choreographic potential. The track was produced by everyone’s favorite albino python, Scott Storch. Hopefully, Columbia Records will release Kelly’s damn album, so I can check out the rest of her tunes. Baby Daniel’s album is probably gonna drop before her’s, hell!
Play Me: Kelly Rowland - Comeback
(shout out to That Grape Juice for the linkage!)
Thanks for reading! Have a great weekend err’body!
Bow Wow and Omarion are joining forces to produce an album together this year. And here I was thinking that the heartthrob days were coming to a close. I guess pretty never sleeps.
“Me and O have been trying to put this together for so many years, and now we’ve got the opportunity to do it,” Bow Wow says. “We’re in the creative process right now, still trying to come up with a title and everything. Me and him are coming up with ideas daily, so the process is gonna go real smooth. We’re anxious to get in the studio together and make this whole thing happen.” [ Rap -Up ]
Well, I was going to keep this a secret for a while, but now is a good time to let you all know. I will be teaming up with my homeboy Dig’Em the Smacks Frog for an album we are tentatively naming Cereal & Bitches Part 1. Sick shit on the way!
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Play Me: Lauryn Hill - Lose Myself
