Mel B Names Her Baby
What do you name the illegitimate child of a washed-up pop star and a donkey? Melanie Brown knows and its…Fortuna Daphne Bay! Don’t hate on genius! With a previous daughter named Phoenix Chi, I’m thinking of enlisting Mel to provide my firstborn with a juicy moniker like her own.
Still no word when Eddie Murphy will take a paternity test for Lil’ Fortuna, but I hear Maury is willing to put the whole thing to rest for a can of Bush Beans and a strip of bacon.
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