I Vote No

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.March.14th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 
God is good, because if syphilis was transferred through the air, New Pork York would have us all in the free clinic. Count your blessings, people.
Tiffany and the Biggum twins worked Blender Magazine this month looking a good mess. I heard that Sister Patterson can be found in the outtakes making it clap with a baboon skin G-string on - milking these 15 minutes for what they’re worth.

Get Over It

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.March.13th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

Jennifer Hudson might be letting her Oscar win for Best Supporting Actress in “Dreamgirls” go to her head.

Besides tangling last week with Simon Cowell of “American Idol,” the show that gave the ungrateful diva her big break, the singer tried to back out of performing at Saturday’s taping of the Soul Train Awards show in Los Angeles.

“Jennifer called Friday and said she couldn’t make it,” said our source.

“Soul Train” producer Don Cornelius immediately called Clive Davis, the legendary J Records mogul who created the careers of Whitney Houston, Alicia Keyes and dozens of other artists.

“Clive called Jennifer and read her the riot act. He said, ‘Get you’re ass out to L.A.’ and then hung up on her.”

The strong talk from her de facto boss evidently worked because “she showed up.” [ source ]

Sister Mahogany and the local youth choir also had group tickets to the show. I was offered a pass and the front seat of the bus, but I couldn’t make it either. I had to wash my hair.

Jennifer isn’t being big-headed by not wanting to attend the Soul Train Awards. Nobody wants to go to that raggedy ass excuse for a ceremony.

Oh Bitch, Please!

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.March.12th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


A new “American Idol” won’t be crowned until May, but there’s one competition Sanjaya Malakar has already won — the Halle Berry Lookalike Contest!

While Sanjaya’s vocal talents have people calling him the next Antonella Barba (minus the scantily clad pics–we hope), there’s no denying the 17-year-old has Halle’s Oscar-winning tousled brown locks. Best Performance by a Singer with a Curling Iron. [ source ]

TMZ.com has Halle Berry fucked up! Now, I don’t watch American Idol anymore, so I don’t know who this Salami Mac dude is, but I know for damn sure he does not resemble my girl, Halle. He looks more like an exotic version of Johnny Tsunami.

Curtis Pt.2

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.March.12th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

video c/o Miss Info

These rappers need to recognize that beef isn’t what it used to be. You can’t just make regular diss records on your enemies anymore. The hardcore niggas go about things in a new way for ‘07 - video disses. I know you see it, and if you aren’t out taping footage of your gun-toting crew, big-booty lesbians, and flashy jewelry to sync with your diss records, then you just ain’t hip to the new hot street shit of today.

As you can see, Cam’Ron has no problem keeping up with hip-hop trends. I’m currently wrapping up a Mrs. Fields cookie and a golden star to send over to Diplomat Records just for him. Hard work should be rewarded.

Wild Dogs

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.March.5th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


March 5, 2007 — ONE Bryant Park Hotel guest got a surprise greeting when he returned to his room Thursday night to find Serena Williams’ two tiny pooches napping on his bed. “Serena checked into a suite with a terrace, and the guest staying next door to her left his door open a crack,” said our snitch. “When he returned to his room, he was greeted by Serena’s two dogs sleeping on his bed.” It seems the pups jumped the planter box sepa rating the terraces and squeezed into the other guest’s room. Luckily, they didn’t leave any other surprises behind. [ source ]

Serena is lucky those mutts didn’t get barbecued that night. You never know. I say, if you can’t control your pets, you shouldn’t own them. Suppose Roscoe follows you to church and takes a shit on Sister Johnson’s Sunday shoes. Things like this can happen!

Kanye’s Oversea Order

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.March.5th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


LONDON (AP) — If Kanye West were to walk into the British Raj’s dining room and order dinner, it would cost the rapper about $17.50. But since the restaurant is delivering — from Wales to New York — it’s going to cost a bit more. For a feast of onion bhajees, chapati breads, biryanis, pappadums, a specially prepared fish dish and vegetables on the side, the bill will top $3,900, plus travel and accommodation for the restaurant’s head chef.

“I was horrified when I heard about this request because of the distance involved,” said the restaurant’s head waiter, Tarik Mohammed. “It’s a long way, and our reputation is on the line. We are doing every thing to make sure the food gets there safely and every thing is aboveboard.” [ source ]

Once again Kanye gives me reason to dislike his personality. It’s hard enough to get Papa John’s and Canton to deliver some grub to my house and they’re set up 5 miles away. This nigga is demanding food from another continent. Lord knows if I was Tarik, I would’ve told Kanye to kiss my black ass and go buy a McChicken.

Throw Them Legs Up!

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.March.5th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

NSFW

So, an anonymous person decided to hold onto some old footage of Trina from her skeezer days. Now the clip is making its way around the net. Yes, Trina used to be a stripper/whore way back when. So were Eve, Blu Cantrell, and Khia probably sold a bit of decomposed ass herself. Not a big deal at all.

Try not to watch this at work, please. Thanks, Info!

Cam’ron HP Commerical Parody

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.March.5th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

This clip made me smile.

Then I realized it was made by some fool with way too much time on his hands. The smile faded away at that point.

Kelis Arrested

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.March.2nd.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


Singer Kelis was arrested early Friday morning in Miami Beach after screaming racial obscenities at two female police officers who were posing as prostitutes.

The officers were working an undercover operation in South Beach, when cops say Kelis started screaming racial slurs at the women. She continued screaming and rushed toward them, and had to be restrained by friends, a police report said. According to the report, Kelis’ “actions caused people walking by to stop and form a crowd. The sidewalk was blocked by the disturbance, causing people to walk in the street and causing traffic to stop.”

Kelis, the wife of rapper Nas, was charged with two misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and for resisting arrest.

A rep for Kelis had no comment. [ source ]

This story needs an update, because I’m extremely confused. What was Kelis doing arguing with these cops-in-hoe’s-clothing? Smells like a set-up to me…no wait, that’s vodka. Take sips next time, Mrs Jones.

Chris Brown Not In Child Porn

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.March.2nd.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

Okay, so I’m sure that most of you have heard about Chris Brown’s Sidekick situation by now. The thought of CB’s dick pics being sold on the internet kind of upset a lot of folks (mostly because they wanted access for free).

Well just as I expected, Chris’ management has stepped in to let everyone know that the nude photos being sold are not genuine. The 17-year old’s Sidekick was never hacked into and he does not have any pornographic photos of himself stored in it.
Sorry, ladies. You’re going to have to work harder if you wanna tickle Chris’ pickle.