Layin’ The Smack Down

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.January.4th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

TMZ has learned that police are conducting a criminal investigation into allegations that R & B singer Tyrese punched his pregnant girlfriend twice in the stomach early this morning.

Police sources tell us that Tyrese’s live-in girlfriend claimed that the two got into a heated argument around 5:30 AM at their Los Angeles home. According to our sources, paramedics responded after Tyrese allegedly struck the woman, who is five months pregnant, twice in the stomach and then drove away from the scene.

Details to follow. [ source ]

Maybe he was practicing for Baby Boy 2?

.. Caption This ..

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.January.4th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 
This don’t make no damn sense. Quantavius plays too much!

.. Rumor Mill ..

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.January.4th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

Supposedly, Chamillionaire and Lil’ Wayne were both set to make appearances on 50 Cent’s next album, Before I Self-Destruct, but due to a beef between Wayne and G-Unit flunkie Young Buck, Weezy was thrown off of the project. I was never given a reason why Young Carter and Young Buck are beefing, but my guess would be that it has something to do with Buck going on DJ Kay Slay’s radio show a few months back and giving a not-so-nice opinion about the Cash Money kissing situation. Maybe Buck wants a kiss, too.

Whitney Sells Her Drawers!

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.January.3rd.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

January 3, 2007 — GETTING into Whitney Houston’s pants - as well as the superstar’s bras and bustiers - will be a snap next week. All you’ll have to do is to open your checkbook and spend big.

The Grammy-winning diva is selling off hundreds of her famous stage outfits and accessories, including intimate undergarments, at an Irvington, N.J., auction next week - an event that could earn her hundreds of thousands of dollars in welcome cash.

Among the items on the block are 13 of Houston’s Dolce & Gabbana bustier bras adorned with animal prints and sequins; four velvet bodysuits with “WH” logos; six black stretch pants; several gold, black, white and red evening dresses; and 16 wardrobe cases. [ source ]

My current goal is to place the highest bid on those skid-mark covered granny panties that Whitney loved so much. I hear they even have fresh Bobby Brown fingerprints on ‘em. Please, don’t try to outbid me next week, for I will slap a bitch if I must.

.. Rumor Mill ..

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.January.3rd.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

I’ve been hearing that Young Jezabel Rihanna is planning on getting breast implants soon. Why, I’m not quite sure, but I did hear that Def Jam is suggesting that she shoot for the new House of Deréon silicon gels. Don’t worry, those implants will be available to the public this spring. Reserve yours now and get a pair of lepoard skin booty-pads absolutely free.

Sadly, It’s True

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.January.3rd.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


Diddy is actually going through with this Making The Band 4 mess. Well, I guess watching grown men scream, cry, bitch, and drink tea is the new hot shit in TV land. Ooh, maybe Dylan will audition again. That would make for good reality television.

Introducing Phaomi

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.January.3rd.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

So, rumors have it that music producer Pharrell Williams and supermodel Naomi Campbell are now a couple. I had a temporary loss of vision and hearing when I heard about this one. Sources say that the two celebs have been spending a lot of their free time together and were spotted “getting cozy” (ugh!) over the New Year’s Eve weekend. Whatever, this will all be over once Skateboard P buys Naomi the wrong pair of jeans.

Cassie Stays With BBE

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.January.2nd.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

For the love of God…please shut up, little girl. It’s as if you think someone gives a damn. I thought I was going to hear a gang of crickets start chirping around 00:54.

Dance Life

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.January.2nd.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

I guess “krumping” is still relevant to some people. As you can see in the clip above, Chris Brown and his dancers had a ball battling each other to the California-based dance just recently. So, he can move like an alleyway crackhead; all that is well and good, but I’m waiting for Chris to bust a J’Sett onstage like nobody’s business. I’ll pay good money to see that shit happen.

To Hell With Talent

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.January.2nd.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


Singer-turned-actor Justin Timberlake refused to take acting lessons before taking on a leading role in the upcoming movie “Alpha Dogs.” IMDB News reports that the pop star feels he had enough acting experience during his “Mickey Mouse Club” days to play an accused teen killer in the gritty flick. “I thought it was a dark script, but I also thought it was a great statement, and I like to make statements,” JT says. [ source ]

Well, Timberlake is quite confident of himself. I suppose we should be looking foward to some of that throwback Disney Channel skill that he gave us back in the 90’s. Let’s take a look at some of that again, shall we?

Mmm…brilliant! (get the fuck outta here)