Beyonce "SlaveDriver" Knowles

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.January.31st.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


Sources tell TMZ that [Beyonce] is shooting several music videos in L.A. this week, which we’re told she is financing, not her label. Sources also say Beyonce’s choreographer, Frank Gatson, has refused to work with any of the dancers’ agents on this job.

We’re told that by eliminating the middleman and dealing directly with the dancers, Beyonce can pay them below standard wages. Industry contacts say this practice is highly irregular for an artist of Beyonce’s stature, and it undermines the dance industry as a whole. TMZ has learned that in order to maintain good working relationships, the production company for the project , RSA Films, has recently agreed to pay agency fees for some of the dancers. [ source ]

I knew it. Beyonce is a nothing but a money hungry tyrant looking to strip us of our rights and earnings while rapidly overthrowing the entire world; forcing us to wear House of Dereon on the regular.

Bitch.

MJB Opens Up

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.January.31st.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


R&B star Mary J. Blige is still desperately trying to come to terms with the sexual abuse she first suffered as a five-year-old child.

The Be Without You singer has often talked publicly about her battles with drug abuse and says her private pain began in childhood.

The 36-year-old tells US publication Parade, “When I was five, sexual stuff was done to me. My mother was a single parent, a working woman. She left us with people she thought could be trusted. They hurt me.” [ source ]

Who was it, Mary? Just give me a name and and a zip code. I’ll have my crew of Myspace goons sniff ‘em out and shut shit down. My contact info is on the blog!

.. Caption This ..

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.January.31st.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 
So, we finally get to see what Bad Boy’s long awaited twins look like - they look like little brown infants. Go fucking figure!
I’m still buggin’ over the names that Diddy & Kim “honored” them with - D’Lilah Star and Jesse James…the monikers of real million dollar babies. Sit with that.

The Game - Wouldn’t Get Far (f. Kanye West)

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.January.31st.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

Okay, this video is nice and I won’t deny that, but I have a few questions for The Game.

  1. What made you decide to put all these video hoes on blast? Did you get “the clap” from one of them or something?
  2. Why are you trying to make it seem like video girls are nasty and trifling when you just fingered Vida Guerra and admitted it?
  3. Why was Gloria Velez aka “Queen Hoe” in the video? Doesn’t that bitch have a cum collection at home?

That pretty much raps up my share of Q’s. Like I said, the video is nice, but the song is confusing.

No More Kitty for Scotty

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.January.31st.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

SCOTT Storch is a hot record producer, but some of his lady friends are cold. Storch had a birthday party for himself last month in Miami at the nightclub Mansion. A friend tells us, “He’s upset that none of his famous female friends - Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - bothered to show up. And he even gave Lindsay $1 million in diamonds over New Year’s! Kelly Rowland was supposed to come and sing a special ‘Happy Birthday’ to him and she was a no-show, too.” A rep for Storch said, “Scott was not upset at all - he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl even popped out of the cake.” [ source ]

Aww, poor Scott. Well, I’m sure there is a reasonable explanation as to why those bad girls stood you up. There was probably a coke-snorting party on Washington Avenue and Paris decided to round up the other pop whores for a taste of the action. Maybe, it’s because you look like Dick Dastardly…you know, shit happens. Buck up!

Wet N’ Wild

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.January.30th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


Not but a few months after being slapped with a sexual harrasment lawsuit, “rapper” Benzino has leaked his own sex tape onto the internet. Now, it took me a while to post this video because I had a lot of vomit to clean up after watching it. I apologize. Anyway, if you are interested in viewing Zino’s ass eating ability and think you can hold your breakfast down go ahead and check this clip out. (NSFW)

Shout out to Miss Info for the clip.

Throw Dem ‘Bows

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.January.29th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

Yes, I have already admitted that I am a video game freak - it’s a curse. So, seeing as how I’m also a Hip-Hop fanatic, it only makes sense that I be drooling over the thought of owning EA Games’ new fighter, Def Jam: Icon. We are slowly nearing the March 2007 release of the game and more and more info is becoming available. I’m sure you’ll catch a couple rappers promoting it on BET and MTV rather soon. Check out the battle between Big Boi and T.I. above.

Sloppy Seconds

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.January.29th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 


It looks like Sienna Miller is loving her new found singledom. The Casanova star was papped cosying up to US rapper, P Diddy, just days after being linked to Josh Hartnett.

The 25-year-old was partying with the rapper at Harry O’s nightclub, in Park City Utah last night.

The actress is in the city promoting her new film, Factory Girl at the Sundance Film Festival.

Miller reportedly denied rumours about a romance with Hartnett upon her arrival in Utah.

Speculation about a romance was fuelled after she and Hartnett were reportedly looking very cosy on a couch at a Golden Globe after party last week. [ source ]

Poor Kim - sitting at home; lactating breasts leaking of twin milk from her recent delivery. Now she has to deal with this shit. Diddy knows Kim doesn’t like white bitches. So, why is he walking this chick to her hotel and shit?

Dysfunctional…that’s what they are.

Make That 101 Problems

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.January.29th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

“I’ve been stalking Jay-Z more than three years,” Katrina says matter-of-factly. “Jay-Z is the CEO of Def Jam [Records]. He’s a big celebrity. In my mind, he’s more than that. He is just my dream. I can’t seem to think of anybody else. He is my all and all.” Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z’s and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. “Jay-Z’s real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I’m writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail,” she shares. “I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z’s ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better than [his girlfriend] Beyonce. He’s in love with me,” she reveals. “Everything was made up. . . “

Katrina’s friends have pointed out that she’ll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyonce. “I don’t care. To me, I am Beyonce. I am every man’s dream. I’m accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, ‘Jay-Z’s going to be my man,’” she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyonce, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. “I want to see Beyonce and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out.”

You know we’re living in our last days when bitches are snatching weaves out of each other’s heads over camel love. Actually, seeing Beyonce get her wig ripped clean off of her scalp by a crazy black girl may be all the entertainment I need for a while.

Extra, Extra: Jay-Z is supposedly working with Coca-Cola to re-launch the Cherry Coke soda. The hell if I know why. I guess comebacks are the hot shit of the decade.

Gay, Straight, or Busted?

Posted By Kid Fury on Thursday.January.18th.2007 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

What in the frosty blue hell is going on this photo? Here we have Snoop Dogg in some kind of Chinese Clan of the Booty-Pluggers outfit, along with a known unknown, Laz Alonso (Stomp The Yard), and Aldis “Sweaty Pit” Hodge. The current level of fug emitting itself from my PC is far too much to bear.