The Racist Commercial
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa…Whoa! Michael Richards has started a worldwide revolution. All the racists are just’a rising from the shadows with nooses in hand.
This commercial for Black Herbal Toothpaste ( you got me ) premiered in Thailand some time ago and it’s all too disturbing. First off, I didn’t know there were black people in Thailand, so I have a feeling something isn’t right. Like I said before, ya’ll better pray for the fate of the world.
Thanks, Mike Brown!
Beyoncé on Marriage
“You can’t rush a man into anything-whether it’s a relationship, marriage or having children. When he’s ready, he’ll let you know. I was never one of those girls who dreamed of a big wedding. Maybe me and my man will go away to an island; maybe we’ll go to a church. I have no idea…My parents have been married for 27 years and they’re still in love. That’s a great example for me. I know it’s possible.”
First of all, Mr. and Mrs. Knowles look like they can’t stand each other when I see them. I bet Mama Tina has tried to serve her husband a cyanide smoothie or two. Ya’ll know she’s crazy.
Well, I for one don’t give two chicken-fried shits whether The Harpy Queen and The Camel King ever jump the broom. The whole relationship is bound to go stale within a year. I mean, it’s already sour.
Danielle Evans Hosts Sagittarian Affair
Ms. Top Model is doing the damn thing! I’m so proud to see her out and about on the Hollywood scene like this. I almost wanna buy her a Christmas turkey. Anyway, don’t she and Kerry Rhodes make a cute couple? Not that they’re dating or anything…or are they? Hmm….
Spitting Fire
“MOTHER FUCK ALL YA’LL NIGGAS TALKING THAT GREATEST RAPPER SHIT. FUCK HOV, FUCK JADA, FUCK EMINEM, FUCK ALL THEM FOR REAL, CAUSE NOT ONE OF THEM SPOKE FROM THE DEPTH OF OUR PEOPLE AND ACUTALLY WAS TRYING TO FUCKING CHANGE SHIT. HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN BLINDED WITH DISTRACTIONS ONE C.D. AT A TIME? ASK YOURSELF, WHILE THEY TALK ABOUT BALLING WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK IS GIVING THEM THE OPPORTUNITY TO BALL. YOU!!!! KEEP BUYING THERE UNDERWEAR, CONTINUE TO PAY FOR THERE LIFESTYLE. THEN ASK YOURSELF WHERE ARE THEY WHEN YOU NEED THEM.. LOL”
Rapper/Actor/Poet, Albe Daniels, has a very strong opinion. I found this comment by him in a Myspace bulletin this morning, where he went on to talk about Tupac or something, whatever. You might recognize Albe from the Warner Bros. film, ATL, in which he played the character Brooklyn. If you haven’t seen the film you probably have no clue of who the hell the dude is, but I liked what he said. What do you think of his comments?
Ciara’s Wendy Williams Experience
Play Me: Wendy Williams Interviews CiaraAttending The Wendy Williams Experience as a celebrity, must feel like being a serial rapist and sitting on the lap of Satan. Well, Ciara was feeling some of that heat recently during her last visit to radio hell. Thankfully, there weren’t any fights, yells, or bitchslaps, but Bullwinkle Wendy and her Pokemon-looking friend Charlamagne, didn’t hesitate to heckle the poor ATL-ien. I think Ci-Ci is an easy target, so bashing her on-air is pretty much a bitch move in my eyes, but the young singer handled the ignorance rather well. That’s why I love her.
[Audio courtesy of the amazing Hip&Pop.com]
MTV Is Trying To Destroy Me
( pic via Crunk & Disorderly )DIDDY IS BACK and this time, he’s looking for the best *MALE* talent in the nation!If your voice rivals Justin Timberlake’s. . .AND you put Usher to shame on the dance floor. . .YOU may have what it takes to MAKE THE BAND! Nationwide casting calls are being held in early 2007 - and DIDDY WANTS YOU!Look for upcoming auditions in:Los AngelesHoustonOrlandoAtlantaChicagoDetroitAND New York City!Danity Kane from Making the Band 3 has already become a HUGE success!Don’t miss your opportunity to make history with DIDDY’S INTERNATIONAL *MALE* SUPERGROUP in Making the Band 4!
Dear Father,
I know that I am not the world’s # 1 Christian, but I come to you now asking that you stop this foolishness from happening. I’m not sure that this is a legitimate story seeing as how it was derived from a suspicious looking Myspace page, but Lord, we both know that watching another group of greasy pretty boys pop and lock across the country will only add further stress to the head of this Earth. So, shut it down, God…shut it down.
Amen.
Early Morning Zest
Watch Me: I Love New York PreviewTiffany Patterson’s…oh hell, New York’s new reality show, I Love New York, premieres on VH1 on January 8th at 9pm. My little wooden nose would grow if I said I wasn’t going to tune in. The idea of having a house full of homosexuals, bi-sexuals, and metrosexuals fighting over a transexual just tickles my fancy. Besides, New York’s vine-swinging mother makes me laugh.
BTW: I see Mario Lopez is part of the cast. That pink hat up above really compliments his zestiness.
.. New Music ..
If I can everyone’s attention, I’d like to announce that Beyoncé is losing it…wait, that’s old news. Anyway, The Harpy Queen has released a new remix to “Irreplaceable”, but the twist is that she decided to vocalize the entire song in Spanish. Sasha must be Colombian or something, whatever. Although I don’t speak or understand a bit of español, the whole record sounds pretty forced and plain uneccesary to me. I don’t know what Be’ is going through at home, but my best guess would be that it involves french tips and some very strong sniffing crystals. Put it together.
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Nas Comments On Dipset
At a weekend show in Sacramento, CA, Nas appeared onstage in front of a large crowd of his fans and expressed his thoughts on The Harlem Diplomats in two little words - “Fuck Dipset”. Wow, that was a comment that was long overdue, now wasn’t it? I can’t really make out much of anything else due to the poor audio quality in this clip, but I’m satisfied with what I got. It’s about time somebody said it, hell.
Extra, Extra: Speaking of Dipset, SOHH has a strong feeling that this year’s balltastic rapper Jim Jones (aka Pigpen), may have a new target for his dissing spree; and that would be a certain Tony Yayo. The two rappers made a few childish remarks at one another at the last Hot 97: Back To School concert, but that sort of shit is expected. Now, Jimmy can be seen doing the “Yayo Dance” towards the end of his video for the “We Fly High” remix. That was obviously his way of mocking the G-Unit jailbird.
I have a feeling diss records are going to be very common in 2007.





