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Oh Lord! That boy Federline can’t even give away tickets to his damn shows. Poor thing.
“Friday night at the Frank Black show at House of Blues on Sunset, the staff at the queue outside were trying to give away tickets for Kevin Federline’s November 22 concert there. Several of them had large stacks of tickets and were pleading (with little success) for incoming concert-goers to take a few tickets.” [ source ]
I almost feel bad for his ass. First his album goes Wood selling like 6,000 copies, then his coke-head wife leaves him, now he has the rest of the banjo posse begging passersby to come watch him butcher rap music. It’s enough to make you turn on Lifetime and shed a tear.
All I’m saying is, it seems that Big Tigger likes his daisies kissed by the sunshine.
…or maybe he just farted.
This is another case of a a great song backed by a stupid video. Then again, I wasn’t really expecting a visual masterpiece from Omarion. Like, can we stop with the chest popping? All that gyrating is uncalled for. Your hips do lie! On the bright side, I’m sure O can throw this dramatic ass video on his resumé when he auditions for a role on One Life to Live; better yet, make that Passions, because Solange is looking like the damn Blair Witch running around the woods. Bitch, don’t you have diapers to change? Go home!
 If you haven’t already heard, comedian Michael Richards caused a major riot at the Laugh Factory comedy club in West Hollywood last Friday, when he angrily shouted various racist comments at two black men. Allegedly, the guys interrupted Richards’ show, which upset him enough to scream out “nigger” dozens of times.
Now, the old Seinfeld cast member is attempting to make an apology to the men and all of his fans on The Late Show with David Letterman. The episode, which should broadcast tonight, features a quote from Michael saying:
“…You know, I’m really busted up over this and I’m very, very sorry to those people in the audience, the blacks, the Hispanics, whites – everyone that was there that took the brunt of that anger and hate and rage and how it came through, and I’m concerned about more hate and more rage and more anger coming through, not just towards me but towards a black/white conflict.
Whatever. Just stay as far away from black people as possible Kramer. The next day this bastard steps foot inside of a Church’s Chicken or a Denny’s will be the first day he recieves a 35 man ass-whooping out of this world.
Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss’ new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi’s Stud Farm.
She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.
She says, “I told him, ‘You’re going to be my big stallion.’ It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.”
Tyson, 40, adds, “I don’t care what any man says, it’s every man’s dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.” [ source ]
I thought the OJ Simpson story was bad, but this shit is mindboggling. Why would any woman request a romantic night alone with Mike Tyson? All his bitches are gonna be going home with chipped teeth, swollen eyes, and one and a half ear. Pray for the fate of the world, please.
This is a new record off of Timbaland’s upcoming solo album and boy have I heard a lot about it. Guess who’s running his lilly white mouth again - Justin “You Took My Dogs” TimberFake. JT made a few subliminal shots at both Janet Jackson and Prince on his verse of the song. Check out his lyrics.
Could you speak up and stop the mumbling/I don’t think you’re getting clear/Sitting on the top it’s hard to hear you from way up here/I saw you tryin to act cute on tv “just let me clear the air”/We missed you on the charts last week/Damn that’s right, you wasn’t there.
If sexy never left, then why’s everybody on my shi-it-it?/Don’t hate on me just because you didn’t come up with it/So if you see us in the club go on and walk the other way/Cuz our run will never be over, not at least until we say.
Okay, so I’m on my way to Los Angeles to plant a bomb in this whiteboy’s scalp. Who wants to come? I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but this punk bitch has been talking a whole lot of trash about other artists ever since SexyBack. How dare you disrespect two black music legends who bascially paved the way for you! If it wasn’t for Janet and Prince your ass would still be sticking Blow Pops up Lance Bass’ bootyhole for recreation. This is what happens when you give wigger a ghetto pass. I’m out to destroy you Justin!
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I’m offended by this song. All I’m saying is, if a girl tells me that I remind her of her Gucci shoes and that we’re tighter than the jeans on her ass, she’s probably calling me gay. Monica is rude as hell. Suppose I tell my girlfriend that I remind her of a Corona beer bottle or locker room sweat, and that we’re tighter than the condom on my dick. I’d get a double backhand slap. Sheesh!
Play Me: Nas - Black Republican (feat. Jay-Z)
This is the record that the world has been waiting on. It’s off of Nas’ upcoming album, Hip-Hop Is Dead, and yes, it’s hot! This clip is only a radio rip, so the quality is poor, but you can still get a grip of what the track is hitting with. I can’t wait for the Nas album to drop in December.
Play Me: The Game - Wouldn’t Get Far (feat. Kanye West)
This is also a hot song. Although I can’t stand The Game’s personality, I have to admit that the brother knows how to make a decent record. “Wouldn’t Get Far” is basically about industry hoes, groupies, and golddiggers, so of course Kanye had to grace the track. Jayceon was not afraid to name names either. Ooh!
Play Me: Cherish - He Said, She Said (feat. Nephu)
Excuse me while I yawn. This is an unreleased track by Cherish and it’s pretty damn boring. I don’t think these ladies will even see a sophomore album. No wonder they’re feeling unappreciated.
PETA can sit and take a breather from chasing down Beyoncé over her fur fetish, because P!NK is ready to take her turn at chomping at homegirl. Check out what the pop star had to say:
“(Beyoncé) is a bitch! I only hope she gets bit on the ass by whatever animal she wears. Some of the practices are so cruel and as a celebrity you have a responsibility to think about the message you’re sending out by wearing fur. People will think it’s ok or cool, but it’s not.”
Alright, not that I’m condoning the usage of fur, but let’s be serious. Beyoncé isn’t the only celebrity who wears the stuff. Why isn’t anyone cursing out Cam’ron, Wendy Williams, or Kimora Lee? Anyway, I’m sure Be’ is somewhere sipping on some mimosa while Mama Tina is setting up her plan to burn P!NK at the stake.
 Cam’ron and Jim Jones are still riding the Def Jam all-stars like mechanical bulls. Reports say that the Dipset frontmen are in the studio recording another diss record aimed at both Jay-Z and Nas, but here’s the kicker: They plan on adding Nas’ nasty ex-wife, Carmen Bryan, to the track, just for a little sting. In addition to that low-blow, Cam and Jim are allegedly supporting Carmen on the publishing of her book, Sex, Drugs, & Hip-Hop, by making sure to purchase 1,000 copies each.
Okay, if you really want to help Carmen, what you need to do is dump that bitch in some disinfectant and drop her ass off at church. Ballin!
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