Tales from the Nipplegate

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.November.29th.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 
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Okay, so I’m doing my usual celebrity manhunt, when I stopped by the pages of Oh No They Didn’t!. What more do I see than Mariah Carey up in some hanging-baby-Blanket balcony with her areolas posing for the ‘razzi. This bitch is on some kind of advanced futuristic cocaine - vaporizing them brain cells one after the other.

Furious Flicks

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.November.29th.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 
The Good
India.Arie @ The Third Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball

The Bad

Rihyonce’ Knowles @ Selfridges in Manchester

The Messy

Ashanti @ Sucker Free on MTV

Lord, can someone pass Ashanti a tall glass of lemon scented bleach on the rocks, please? I’m ready for her to get it over with.

Oh, I see Rihanna has finally found her calling as an annoying employee in the perfume department of a major retailer. Wow, I always wanted to backslap one of them bitches. How convenient.

Snoop Gets His Ass Arrested Again!

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.November.29th.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

Attention all California coons: If you wear your hair in a perm and have a lingering smell of nikkapoochie floating from your body on the regular, stay in the house. The fuzz is after all of you.

Rapper Snoop Dogg was arrested Tuesday night for allegedly possessing drugs and a firearm.

Detectives from the Burbank Police Department served a search warrant on Snoop, whose real name is Calvin Broadus, outside NBC studios in Burbank at approximately 7:30 p.m. this evening. Police say they found the rapper in possession of cocaine, a firearm and a large amount of marijuana. He was also cited for allegedly having a false compartment in his vehicle.
[ source ]

Oh my goodness. Get a weed/weapon-carrier, Snoop! I know you have some broke ass cousin who will tote around your incriminatory foolishness for $3.75/hr and a weekly Snickers bar. I mean, don’t we all?

The War of the Skeezers

Posted By Kid Fury on Monday.November.27th.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

Oh, Lord. The lacefronts are about to hit the fan! Champion cum-guzzler, Buffie the Body, recently shot an extra special pictorial for KING Magazine’s 5th anniversay issue. Also along for the cover shoot were backshot veterans Trina, Mya, Reagan Gomez-Preston, and Melyssa Ford. Well, it seems Mel’ and Buff’ didn’t exactly enjoy each other’s company during the development. When KING asked Buffie how the shoot went, the video hoe stated the following:
Buffie: First off let me say that being in th presence of Mya, Trina, and Reagan made me feel like I’ve come far. They are so sweet and all have inviting attitudes. They’re genuinely nice, sweet, professional women. It was an honor to be able to work with them.
KING: That’s all well and good, but you’re forgetting someone.
Buffie: [sigh] Like I said, those three women are very professional. I’ve never had any problems with KING since I’ve been in this industry - ya’ll always been real with me, so I’m not gonna try and fuck up ya’ll shoot. And I don’t need to mention the person’s name the people will figure it out themselves.
KING: Let’s see, there was you, Mya, Trina, and Reagan. So that would leave…
Buffie: Put it like this: There’s always one person who wants to be the class clown. I’ve been modeling for almost two years, and I’ve never experienced something so unprofessional before…
KING: You’re preaching to the choir. But let’s be real: You’re a video model who blew up in an unprecedented way.
Buffie: Yep. I got thrown into this and rose to the top quick as hell. So of course they should feel a certain way about me, but why even put it out there and let it be known that you’re a hater? You’re finding it hard to deal with what another model is doing…my success. But it’s nice to know that I have that much of an impact on females, that it makes them act out of their character - basically, act stupid.
No word yet on what actually went down between the two gonorrhea patients beautiful ladies, but I’m sure it was some petty, “you stole my MAC make-up/I wanted to wear those panties/you ain’t that hot anyway, bitch” foolishness.

Hip Hop Is Dead Cover

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.November.24th.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 
Wait a minute. What is this I see? Is it…creativity?

Wow, an album cover that had effort put into it and features a photo that actually relates to the title. Nas, you scoundrel; you didn’t have to go to the trouble.

Rihanna in Concert

Posted By Kid Fury on Friday.November.24th.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 
The gossip game has been slow these past few days, thus I’m here…looking at this bitch. Rihanna wrapped up a concert in Lisbon, Portugal on Wednesday, performing the usual cunty routines she does when she hits any and every stage. It’s amazing how a little bit of fan work can cause one to exude such raw emotion, as you can plainly see in these photos.

WHOA!

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.November.22nd.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

You can’t tell me that if I slapped some glasses on his face, Jayceon wouldn’t look like Steve Urkel in this picture. Wow, 7th grade was harsh for The Game. This is going to be Exhibit C in the “Game is Gay” case. It looks like he and Timothy used to play Touch and Feel in the boys bathroom from time to time. My opinion, though.

Can I Take Ya’ Order?

Posted By Kid Fury on Wednesday.November.22nd.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

Wacky ass Tyra Banks…she’s like a box of damn chocolates. According to rumors, she and Janet Jackson are looking to get hired at McDonald’s. Don’t worry, this is all a zany new ploy for Ty-Ty’s talk show.

The concept came up after Jackson told Banks she’d really like to experience what it’s like to “work the window at McDonald’s” during a recent appearance on the former model’s talk show. And Banks is now determined to join the pop superstar for an upcoming TV taping.

Jackson says, “I would love to do that… I think we would be good.”

Now, Ms. Banks knows that her big ass head is not going to fit inside that tiny window. Then, Janet is going have Jermaine riding around the drive-thru all day asking for a McChicken with a side of badoosie. That episode is going to be a mess.

Cassie’s Moves Foward

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.November.21st.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

[ spotted @ Hip & Pop ]

I’ll admit it - Cassie is definitely a fighter. After all the negative publicity thrown her way, she is still determined to make it in the music industry. Here she is sharpening up her vocal skills (a very necessary task in her case) with her new coach, Ron Grant. Guess what…she actually sounds like a singer. Jiminy Cricket, I guess wishing on stars really does work. The only problem that I think she’ll have to face in the near future is getting the fans to take her seriously and give her another chance. I mean, once you suck a penis, your fanbase is bound to make a considerable drop.

There Is A God

Posted By Kid Fury on Tuesday.November.21st.2006 in Uncategorized // No Comments
 

It turns out that the rumors of Mike Tyson working as a prostitute are false. Heidi Fleiss’ publicist, Charles Lago, has stepped foward and with the help of The Las Vegas Review Journal, he is letting the world know that the story is nothing but “a ridiculous hoax”. Let the church say AMEN!