I really stopped giving a rat’s ass about what happened to Cheri Dennis, because…she’s signed to Bad Boy, so I didn’t expect to see much of her for long. Apparently, she’s been out of the studio and the closet, because according to VC, Ms. Dennis loves the ladies. Yes, the gay celebrity rumors spring up all the time and a lot of the stories aren’t true ( except for Big Tigga, Chingy, and Da Brat. Ya’ll gay as hell! ), but a close friend of VC was allegedly hit on by Cheri at two different industry events. People also claim that Cheri attends a lot of gay clubs, parties, and parades.

So, is she a top? The girl does look like she’ll shred some panties and get grizzly if you give her a chance.

Hollywood insiders are afraid that singing legend Diana Ross is planning to spoil Beyonce Knowles’ chances of winning an Oscar for the film ‘Dreamgirls.’ Industry insiders said that since Ross reportedly dislikes the new musical, which is loosely based on her career with ‘The Supremes,’ she might be planning a subtle negative campaign to ruin the film’s Academy Award chances.

Los Angeles Times’ Hollywood insider Tom O’Nell has claimed that if Ross publicly disapproves of the film, in which Knowles plays her character, she could create the kind of negative publicity that can turn Oscar voters against the film. “A longtime friend and colleague (of Ross) tells me that Miss Ross hates Dreamgirls because she feels like she’s been ripped off, like its creators changed just enough key elements of her story so they didn’t have to pay her royalties and then refused to give her any input on how her story would be told,” Contactmusic quoted him, as saying. [ source ]

I hope Diana goes through with this. It will be so spectacular to see her wrinkly ass bumrush the red carpet at the Dreamgirls premiere with a gang of her church’s choir women. They could have a street petition with some picket signs that read “Touch Me In The Morning, I’ll Beat Yo’ Ass at Night” and sell crack rocks and stickers to startled onlookers. Better yet, I would pay hundreds of dollars to see Diana and Mama Tina slapbox in the middle of Times Square.

I’m not too keen on the details behind the Fabolous shooting that occured last week. I’m on the “Waiting To Give A Damn” list. Anyway, I know the issue involves a snatched chain, a basketball player, and a bullet in Fab’s ass. That’s about it and I’m not pushing for more info.

Well, now Deaf Jam Records is pushing the nigga’s album release up to December - two months earlier than the planned February release. I wonder why?

This is just another case of a pitiful rapper using foolish street drama to publicize and promote his new LP. From the rumors buzzing past my ear, Fab really shot himself in the thigh as a publicity stunt. Nigga, how about you fix that triangular ass tooth. That alone would move 50,000 copies.

I always beat myself up when I hear about some old entertainment news really late. It makes me feel like I’m not on the appropriate level as a journalist/nosy motherfucker. However, should I really be upset that I didn’t know the Ying Yang Twinz had a new single out? When I think about it, I don’t really give a damn anyway. Well, for those of you who do, here are the Special Ed student’s new video for their single “Dangerous” featuring Wyclef. Try to stay awake. God will punish you for being mean to retarded folk.

Black Eyed Peas “singer”, Fergie, loves her dogs. So much so, that in an effort to bond with the canines she drops on all fours and begins to howl with them (I’m not making this up). Last week Fergie spent approximately 30 minutes howling and barking outside her LA home with the pets. The sound was so loud and high-pitched that her neighbors thought she was being attacked and called the authorities.

Her boyfriend, actor Josh Duhamel stated:

“They’re (Fergie and her dogs) are out on the porch and half an hour later she walks out to her car to get something and there’s a cop with a shotgun creeping up to the house. Somebody had called the cops saying that somebody was being attacked at my house… I had a cop with a shotgun outside my house in the middle of the day. It’s never boring when she’s around.”

I always knew that bitch was part dingo. I bet Will.i.am is somewhere speaking to koalas right now.

Extra, Extra: Check out Fergie’s new video, Fergalicious.

The King of Pop has officially returned to the studio to start work on a new album (what, is it Comeback Year or something?). Anyway, Access Hollywood held an interview with Michael to talk about his life after the acquittal and what he’s working on now. The question is, do we care? I mean, I admire Mike as an artist, but it just won’t be any fun to see a 48 year old phantom grabbing his berries and doing the moonwalk at this point. I mean, if he dislocates a hip on-stage, I’d laugh, but I’d feel awful afterwards. So, what are everyone’s thoughts on the return of “The King”?

[ spotted @ Beauty N’ The Beat ]

click for full view: NSFW

Okay, before I go any further, I’d just like to address an issue that has been picking at me every Sunday for the past few weeks. Deelishis, all that burnt popcorn looking shit on your back is not cute. I don’t care if it’s supposed to be sentimental or whatever. It’s nasty.

Now, as all the CelebReality fans know, Flavor of Love 2 has finally come to a close with New York’s psycho ass out of the picture and Deelishis in the arms of Jacques Roach Flavor Flav. So, now I’m wondering if Flav’s new relationship will work out or if we’ll just have a repeat of the Hoopz fiasco. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I do remember a ton of rather R-rated photos of Hoopz zipping about the net around the time of season one’s close. Well, now Deelishis is seeming to follow the same path. So, will it work? I guess we’ll find out during the Flavor of Love 2: Reunion Special next week.

Just a few days ago, I announced some news on Jim Jones and his newfound resentment towards Jay-Z (whatever). Just as this young’n expected, Capo has now wrapped and delivered a diss record aimed at Joe Camel, called “Alarm”. Well, I don’t know if I should consider this a “diss” track seeing as how there is only a single verse and the dude only made one noticeable shot at Jay.

“Well, I heard Mike Jordan came back to ball again (Word)/He might meet Iverson, crack and fall again (it’s them stiff knees)/ Yes I am’a Ballin/Executive nigga like Kev, Lyor and them (Capo).”

Can someone please serve this nigga a tall carbonated glass of Shut The Fuck Up Cola? I actually like Jimmy, but the underlying marketing ploy here is so obvious. If you want to promote your album, do it the normal way, homie.

Soul great Lionel Richie fancies himself as a porn star because he is so good in bed. The hitmaker insists his bedroom expertise inspires the love songs he is famous for.

He tells men’s magazine Blender, “I am a legend in my own mind, the greatest porn star I know. You can’t be a love songwriter and not be the greatest porn star.” [ source ]

I’m going to have to hop on Ebay and place a bid in for an Indian dreamcatcher. I need something to keep the images of wrinkly gray genitals out of my head as I sleep. Lionel, I know you trying to make a comeback and all, which is nice, but you aren’t Mr. Marcus. Keep that nasty shit a mystery.

Parents, you can expect your horny little children to start sucking up to you soon, because The Scream Tour 5 is right around the corner. This year’s tour is being headlined by (get this) Jibbs. What, was J’Kwon too busy or are they picking niggas that don’t matter at random? Also joining the tour are, Omarion, No-Yo, Pretty Ricky, Yung Cock, Mario, and One Chance.

Want dates? I got them:

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11TH – GREAT FALLS, MT.Four Seasons Arena
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22ND – MIAMI, FL.American Air Arena
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24TH – HAMPTON, VA.Coliseum
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH – GREENSBORO, N.C.Coliseum
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 26TH – ATLANTA, GA.Philips Arena
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1ST – MEMPHIS, TN.FedEx Forum
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2ND – ST. LOUIS, MO.Savvis Center
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 3RD- KANSAS CITY, MO.Kemper Arena
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8TH – OAKLAND, CA.Coliseum
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9TH – LAS VEGAS, NV. Aladdin or Orleans
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10TH – LOS ANGELES, CA.Scream tour- Forum
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 22ND – PHILADELPHIA, PA.Wachovia Center
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 23RD – NEW YORK, N.Y.Madison Square Garden
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 26TH – DETROIT, MI.Joe Lewis Arena
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28TH – CHICAGO, IL.All State Arena
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29TH – CLEVELAND, OH.CSU Wolstein Center
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30TH – BALTIMORE, MD.1st Mariner Arena
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 31ST – WASHINGTON, D.C.Verizon Center

If the Pretty Ricky boys start doing dick thrusts against inanimate objects, I’m setting the stage on fire.