Umm…I don’t really like this song. The chorus bugs the hell out of me. However, I really like the visuals in the video. The setting is unorginal, but still satisfying and I love the shots of the women posing in a sort of classic style of 16th century art. Nice effort by John, but it’s kind of like an attempted Kanye video without the rap.

Thanks Mike!

Mokai held a party today to celebrate the release of GQ Magazine’s All Star Sports Issue. Of course, Dwayne Wade rocked the cover this year, therefore most of the liquored up madness was revolved around him. Dude is gaining a lot of national ass kissing. I hope D.Wade doesn’t think that just because he’s hopscotching around in 95% of the South Beach coochie here, that he can get all big-headed. I don’t want to hate you, man.

I can’t believe I’m stooping this low…

Is Hip-Hop’s supreme power couple about to fall apart? I can only hope so. After the leak of Jay-Z’s new controversial track “Lost Ones”, people are starting to believe that he is using the record to dump his private pickle kisser, Beyoncé. On the second verse of “Lost Ones” Fraggle spits,

I don’t think it’s meant to be, B/For she loves her work more than she does me/And honestly, at 23?/I would probably love my work more than I did she/So we ain’t WE, it’s me and her/Cause what she prefers over me is work/And that’s where we defer/So I have to give her/free time even if it hurts/So breathe, Mami, it’s deserved/You’ve been put on this Earth/to be all you can be like the Reserves/And me?/My time in this Army is served/So I have to allow she her time to serve/The time’s now for her, in time she’ll mature/And maybe we can be WE again/like we were/Finally, my time’s too short to share/And I ask her now?/It aint fair So, yeah, she lost one.

Sounds like a really creative break-up letter, if ever there was one. What’s wrong Jay? Are Bey’s head skills that bad?

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty/T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty/D to the E to the L I C I O U S/to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie ~ Will.i.am – Fergalicious

Father God, give me strength.

There is no “E” in “Tasty”, Will. Do you know how stupid you sound when you say that? Everytime I hear that damn song, I wanna grab you by the throat and holler “lose your breath, bitch!”. It’s bad enough that you have Fergie swagger-jacking JJ Fad. Now all the 3rd grade spelling bee washouts in America are going to want lynch your dumb ass.

Play Me: Lady Sovereign – Love Me or Hate Me (remix feat. Missy Elliott)

I can always count on my girl Misdemeanor to transform an annoying record into something worth listening to. Fank you, Missy – Fank you very much.

Mariah Carey’s manager, Benny Medina, is claiming that her Hong Kong concert was not cancelled due to the singer’s diva-like attitude, but because a certain tour promoter did not pay Carey money owed to her.

Yeah, right. I suppose you’re also going to try to get me to believe that she wipes her own ass after bathroom breaks. Please.

This is a nice video from Ciara. She looks very mature and extremely sexy. I love the sort of darkness in the different shots and, of course, the choreography was on point. I was really impressed with the microphone dance. The only thing that continues to get to me is the amount of Aaliyah’s influence she shows in her performance. It’s not bad, but it’s not good either. What do you think?

Has New York really moved from Rocky Road to Vanilla? That’s certainly what some people are starting to believe. There have been suspicious looking photos found on the web of Tiffany and some big burly white dude all hugged up over and over again. The guy kind of looks like the dimwitted little brother of an Italian mob boss named Joey. Defense is saying that this man is New York’s manager, which I can believe, but let’s be honest – if the girl slept with Flavor Flav, I think every man is eligible for some of that.

Extra, Extra: Did you know that New York owns over 2, 000 black Barbie dolls? Explains a lot, doesn’t it? I was wondering why all of her Myspace pictures look like Photoshop schematics for plastic surgery adventures.

Okay…what?

First of all, nobody really knows (or cares) what you’re talking about. Just so everybody is on the same page, Ryan Leslie was recently accused of creating fraudulent YouTube accounts in an attempt to create a larger buzz for his lame little channel, RyanLeslieTV. I’m sure the rumors are true, and now he’s using the drama to create an even larger buzz for his dumbass channel. I don’t think he has the right to even be speaking to me. The only artist he’s made a career for is Cassie and, well I don’t need a blowjob right now, so she’s not really a neccessity.

This video is basically 4 minutes and 16 seconds of blah. This nigga must have ADHD or something, because all that bouncing and sliding around is so irritating.