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 You know what, I’m upset about this. Of all the damn songs to remix…anyway, all my fellow Trina fans can definitely prepare for a new album from The Baddest, because when she starts jumping all over remixes, that usually means her new LP is right around the corner. It’s called self-promotion. The girl is smart.
I must say I’m pleased that she got on an East Coast record instead of sticking to the South. We really don’t need a “Walk It Out” remix at this point.
DJ Webstar // Chicken Noodle Soup (Remix)
 I had to give posting this tremendous thought, because I don’t think there is anyone who would jump higher at the opportunity to run this kid over than I would. Regardless, music is music, entertainment is entertainment, and reporting it is what I do. Bow Wow recently took a minute to pull his head out of the yeasty vaginal cavities of his prostitute cronies, and got in the studio to record a new song. With the R&B vocals of the younger yet far taller heartthrob, Chris Brown, a track called “Shorty Like Mine” was slapped together. If you’re hoping for a sui generis effort then you’ll be quite dissapointed, but if you want to snap yourself to sleep tonight, you’re in luck. This is just another silly “Crunk & B” record with some bumping bass accompanied by an 18 year old rapper trying to suck the talent away from Twista. Anyway, I’m sure that no matter what I think, this song will give your local 7th grade girls something to scream and get pregnant to.
Thanks for the tip, Mike !
Bow Wow // Shorty Like Mine (f. Chris Brown)
Nas’ lovely R&B wifey, Kelis, suprised him last night with an old-school Hip-Hop themed birthday party at Canal Room in NYC. Guests included Slick Rick, Usher, Quest Love, Jim Jones (?), Kwame, and tons of others. Some people rocked their 80’s hip-hop wear (i.e. Kangol hats and gold dookie rope chains).
“You are the last one [upholding Hip-Hop],” Dougie Fresh said prophetically to Nas, “We cancelled a [another] show to do this.”
The stage was later on blessed by Hip-Hop greats such as, Grandmaster Melle Mel, Bizzy Bee, Monie Love, Just Ice, Dana Dane, and Nasir himself.
What the hell has gotten into Tracy Morgan? Nigga, the world did not need to be introduced to your stretch mark covered beer belly and all that dusty ass armpit hair. Go home!
Ron Artest of the NBA’s Sacramento Kings is planning on shooting a video for his single, “Fever”, in Las Vegas this weekend. The track is pulled from is upcoming album, My World, which will feature guest appearances by Mike Jones, DJ Kay Slay, Juvenile, Azzure and others. Athletes turned rappers; I never supported that movement.
In other Artest news, I’ve been hearing that the baller is going through some extreme baby mama drama. He recently went to court with his ex-girlfriend, Jennifer Palma, and filed a motion to gain full custody of their young son, Jeron. Now from what I’m hearing, this case was made out of spite. The old couple had gone through their share of intense fights, including chokes, punches, and death threats. However, according to a close friend of the two, Artest continued to have sex with Jennifer even though he is now married to a woman named Kimisha. Now, when Jennifer found a new man and decided to stop sleeping with Ron, he felt scorned and not only started a custody battle for their son, but he also began to withold Palma’s $2,800-a-month housing support.
I just want to hear what this nigga is going to say when the judge asks him what the grounds for his case are.
“Uh, well your honor, that bitch wouldn’t give me no pussy. So, I figured what’s the point of paying child support when shawty don’t wanna fuck. I’m not gettin’ nothin’ out of it. You feel me?”
Janet’s latest video, “So Excited”, puh-puh-premiered on last night’s episode of BET’s Access Granted. So, here it is just in case you missed it. Ms. Jackson loves getting naked, doesn’t she? Not that I have a problem with that, but damn. I mean, her breasts aren’t as enticing as they used to be seeing as how we all know what they look like (well the right one anyway). Regardless, the video is very impressive in my eyes. Some of the costumes and settings seem a bit reminiscent from her old joints, but the choreography was crazy and the special effects added a unique flare. Plus, we only had to see Khia’s ass a good three times, and it was only her head. I like this one.
Janet Jackson’s album 20 Years Old will be in stores on September 26th.
It looks like The Diamond Princess has trimmed a couple pounds off her waistline. She’s looking pretty good, except for the 45 layers of swap meet eyeshadow she has on her damn face.
I was going to name Ricky Williams the Nigga of the Month , but when I saw this I had a change of heart. September’s top nigga is Ann Iverson, mother of the NBA All Star MVP, Allen Iverson. I don’t even know what to say about this one. A.I.’s mom is ballin’. Congratulations, Ann!
Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her husband Bobby Brown, her publicist told The Associated Press on Wednesday.
Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make.
“I can just confirm that she has filed for divorce,” Seltzer said.
Houston and Brown, who married in 1992, have had a sometimes tumultuous marriage, and rumors of their breakup have surfaced often over the years.
The couple have one child, 13-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. [ Source ]
This is kind of disappointing because they were the perfect dysfunctional couple. I know we all loved seeing them dance, sniff, and sweat together, but it’s about damn time. I mean, the world knew this shit was gonna happen, we just didn’t know it would take so damn long. Kudos to Bob and Whit for sticking it out all these years. I’m doing the Cabbage Patch in your honor.
Cassie’s new video for “Long Way 2 Go” premiered on TRL recently. You can see she used her musical climb on Myspace.com as a gag for this one. Although this video is much better than her first, I’m still not feeling her. When she learns how to sing, let me know.
 This is what 50 Cent had to say about Olivia’s album Behind Close Doors never being released.
“Because we didn’t want to drop the album just to drop it. We want to drop a successful one. And we got a certain blueprint that we follow to make sure we know that the artist is fully, fully seasoned. And she’s coming to that point, so her album wil be dropping this year too.”
In the words of my boy Riley Escobar, whatever nigga! Everybody keep in mind that he has said Olivia’s album will be out this year. I’ll see you on December 31st, bitch.
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