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Take a minute to reminisce on The Stinkface. Ah, Ms. Dominique Young is back. Refusing to let the loss of MTV’s Making the Band 3 stop her from fulfilling her dreams of being a superstar, Dominique is heating up the studio and shopping for a record deal.
“Now that we’re nine, ten months removed from the situation and I get to look at Danity Kane, I can tell you that I don’t think that my voice, my personality would have fit into that group. I think I was meant to be a soloist. My voice is very unique and raw. With me, there’s no smoke and mirrors. I’m not taking my clothes off. I’m not dancing around on stage or anything. I’m just me, singing about what I know and love, and that’s it.” [ VIBE ]
I knew she wouldn’t let me down. I hope she lifts a hind leg, and pisses all over Diddy and Danity Lame. They make my teeth itch.
Check out Dominique’s Myspace page here.
 Dear Capitol Records,
Get these chicks some stylists on the double. They look like hot garbage.
Love,
MiamiGreg
I find this kind of funny. The Game’s sophomore LP was supposedly the most anticipated album of the year when he wasn’t saying much a few months ago. Now that he’s actually promoting it, nobody really gives a sky blue fuck. I mean, do you? I for one won’t be purchasing this album unless there is some sort of miraculous event where $15 just happens to fall from the sky and land on my front doorstep. Even then I’d probably just save it for gas.
Here’s a new track from our long forgotten crack-slinging Harlemite, Lumidee. Come on. You remember that one-hit wonder, “Uh-Oh (I’ll Never Leave)” don’t you?. Okay, good. After some boring controversy and a mixtape nobody listened to, Lumidee is fighting her way back onto your mp3 players, with a new record called “Like the Wind” featuring Tony Sunshine (the singer from Terror Squad of equal unimportance). You might be suprised to hear Lumi’ rapping on this one. Turns out she does that too. Go figure.
Lumidee - Like The Wind (f/ Tony Sunshine)
 Uh, I’m not having this shit. Can someone please summon up a demon and ask it to escort Dennis Rodman’s ass back to the pits of hell where he belongs? I’m sure Satan is in need of a bottom bitch by his side.
“When I feel uncomfortable about something, I tell myself, ‘I’m Sasha, I’m a diva, I’m fierce, I can do it.’ And then I can,” Knowles tells Blender. “Sometimes when Beyoncé slips through, I’m like ‘Hold up, come back!’ Sasha protects me. It’s a good way to keep sane.”
Keep sane? Be’, I think you and “Sasha” have been spending way too much time together. The next thing you know she’s going to be trying to bust out of your chest onstage during one of those dramatic cunt dance moves. I’ll pray that the “two” of you find help.
 I guess the kindergarten boy booty of America isn’t working for Michael Jackson anymore. After leaving the U.S. at the closing of his sex charge acquittal, he allegedly flew to Europe and is making plans of buying a castle in Ireland. Not only will he be moving to the country, but he also hopes to open his own theme park there.
“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.”
Let’s just hope that Mr. Jackson doesn’t go digging for some little kid’s pot o’ gold on the other side of the Irish rainbow, if you get what I’m saying.
Today, recently became a bad day for me. No, Bobby and Whitney are not getting back together. While making my daily web surf this morning, I found out that Aaron McGruder’s infamous comic strip The Boondocks will be ending on November 26th. *sniff*
According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the comic strip, which is currently in reruns, was initially set to return with new material in October but Universal reportedly said that it could not get a commitment from McGruder on when, or if, he would return to work on the strip. [ source ]
According to reports, the strip will end in syndication, however the animated series of the same name will return to Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim in a few months.
Damn.
My favorite little rainforest rapper, O’so Krispie is sliding back onto the entertainment scene with an online reality series called O’so TV. You might remember O’so, whose real name is Tiffany Baker, as the winner from UPN’s reality talent search R U The Girl starring TLC. I was wondering what happened to the energetic zoo escapee. Apparently, she has been continuing her career as an Atlanta choreographer, working on an album, attending college, and doing tricks for some random streetwalkers. Oddly enough, I love this chick.
O’so Krispie’s website is currently under construction.
Why the hell was Tyra Banks giving away Vaseline on her talk show’s website? Slapping some little dirty looking Swarovski Crystals on the jar doesn’t make it anymore precious. People use that stuff to do naughty things, Tyra. Naughty things.
BTW: I wanna wish a Happy Birthday to my homies, Monica & Mike!
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