Wayans’ Screening of Thugaboo DVD

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Marlon Wayans Shawn Wayans Kim Wayans Kim Whitley & Keenan Ivory Wayans Lindsey Shaw

The Wayans Family The Wayans Family

I’m not going to hate on the Thugaboo cartoon, because I honestly thought it was hilarious. However, shouldn’t a television show have more than one episode before it’s released on DVD? Help me out here.

Gettin’ Off With Diddy

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I think Sean’s decision to make a Myspace video series that delves into his personal life will only hurt his career and quite possibly the little street cred he has left. Here we have him dancing about in the studio like a damn gas station crack fiend. Take a look.

Everybody Hates Rocsi

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I still don’t understand BET’s motives in their decision to constantly switch around the hosts of their programs, but I hope to God that Terrence and Rocsi are on their way out some time soon. Terrence isn’t so bad in that he has a bland personality that consists of mostly crooked smiles and stuttering New York lingo, but that bitch Rocsi is like ringworm - irritating, and incredibly hard to get rid of. Back when she was in the audition phase of the BET New Faces contest, she was put in a room where she was asked to interview rapper, Jim Jones. He was difficult as expected, so she decided to ask him some disrespectful questions out of spite. The look on his face said, “I’d slap the shit out of you right now, but I need a bitch to braid my hair and you’re the only one around.” I was suprised when the producers chose her as a winner anyway, but I shook it off. Now, just as I predicted, Rocsi is tap-dancing on more celebrity nerves. On today’s episode of 106 & Park, Diddy came through to promote his new girl group, Danity Kane (boo!). Near the end of the interview Diddy tried to get a few loud words in, but was interrupted by Rocsi who said, “He’s trying to steal the show”. Wrong one to fuck with, homie. After a lingering side-eye, partially concealed by the usual pair of shades, Diddy made a comment like, “I’m going to go easy on her, because she’s new”, then in an effort to change the subject, he quickly congratulated the hosts on their accomplishments. I didn’t tune in much further than that. So obviously this Chicago rookie is stepping on a few toes, but she’ll learn. Keyshia Cole is bound to run into her someday.

TBS Buys Tyler Perry Sitcom

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Tyler Perry’s television show “House of Payne,” which was taken out for a test drive this summer in such cities as Atlanta, Baltimore, Chicago and Dallas, has inked distribution deals with TBS and Fox reported to be worth about $200 million.

The Lionsgate’s Debmar-Mercury sitcom sold 100 episodes to cable’s TBS, which will get exclusive rights to the show starting in June 2007. Beginning September 2008, four Fox-owned stations will have syndication rights for the series. Seventy-five episodes will be available to TBS by June, with 25 additional episodes to be ready by the time the Fox deal kicks in for fall 2008. [ EurWeb ]

Black people on TBS? The world gets more and more bizarre everyday. I missed the pilot episodes when they aired in my city, but I didn’t hear any critiques or comments about it either. So, until I see a Youtube clip, I don’t care.

Is BabyFace A BabyDaddy?

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A man claiming to be Kenneth ‘Babyface’ Edmonds’ illegitimate son will spend six months in a halfway house after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor intimidation charge. John Travis Clark, who tried to extort $9 million from the Grammy award-winning musician, was also sentenced to six months probation as part of a plea agreement.

[Edmonds] said in a statement, “I want to make it emphatically clear that John Clark is not my son. John Clark sought to ruin my reputation by broadcasting his lies to the entire country, which would not only destroy my family, but would resonate loudly in the music industry.”

[ spotted @ Juicy News ]

All I have to say about this subject is, if I was going to claim some big famous music mogul as my deadbeat father, I’d pick Quincy Jones. He’s a lot richer, plus the story would be easy to make up and far more believeable.

Common @ The Gap in NYC

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Common finally got to live out his dream of being Dwen Curry for a day when he helped Gap customers design their very own T-shirts this morning. Here are some flicks.

Looking fierce, honey. ( snap in “C” formation )

Papoose Signs To Jive

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According to his management’s official website, violator.com, The Brooklyn, NY-bred MC has signed a $1.5 million deal with the label. However, the site offered no other information.

At press time, representatives for Jive could not be contacted for comment.

Papoose, who has been co-signed by Busta Rhymes, Nas and Kool G Rap, among others, first came to prominence in 2004 via his song “Alphabetical Slaughter” which was featured on Kay Slay’s DJ Kay Slay’s Streetsweeper, Vol. 2: The Pain From The Game. [ SOHH ]

Yeah, I stopped giving a damn about Mongoose Papoose a long ass time ago. Didn’t Buffie The Body give him gonorrhoea or something? Jive should change his name to Clapoose. God bless his ass.

[ 99 Monkeys ]

Creampies For Everyone!

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The days of going to Planned Parenthood are over. Plan B, also known as the “day after pill”, is now legally available without prescription at local pharmecies for women 18 and over, as well as men purchasing for thier partners. Today the Food and Drug Administration approved the anti-pregnancy pill’s accesiblity after years of debate.

So what does this really mean?

Hundreds irresponsible sexually active couples are going to be at your local Duane Reade. Many local underage girls are going to owe their big sisters favors.

[ Mike Brown the Remix ]

Well, I’m sure Cassie, Superhead, and Scott Storch are all jumping for joy. I just want all you freaky bastards out there to remember to always protect yourself. You don’t want to wake up one morning with your genitals looking like bubble wrap.

Volkswagon Idlewild Screening

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Miss Info [1] ; Tyson Beckord & Darrin Henson [2] ; Rick James’ illegitimate daughter

Kwami & Swizz Beatz ; Busta Rhymes & fans

[1] All Hail The Queen!

[2] Wire labeled Darrin Henson as “guest”. After all those years of Soul Food, people still don’t know his ass. That’s a damn shame. He better go back to dancing for these white folk before he loses work.

Ne-Yo Was Gettin Some…

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Want to know what Ne-Yo’s dick looks like? If so, you need to schedule a session with your local psychologist, immediately. Anyway, according to a CL reader, Ne-Yo has allegedly been taking pictures of his bedroom romps with the new Sidekick 3, and somehow they have been leaked to the net (like always). The photos show someone who looks a lot like the R&B singer getting his knob filter cleaned by one of his dancers. I’m not suprised. Ne-Yo did tell VIBE magazine how much he is addicted to sex back in their May issue. I know how them damn nymphos are. Here are the pictures for all you freaks out there:

Speaking of poorly taken sex pics, Miss Info has reported that the sexy flick of Keyshia Cole wearing the neon pink booty-floss is indeed a fake. I think that was rather obvious. Stevie Wonder could pull off a more believable Photoshop project. Either way, I’m sure Young Jeezy and his lotion pump had a productive night with it.