I think the GLAAD organization should leave Beenie Man and Eminem alone and go after UPN for their prejudice. The females above, Jessica of The Road to Stardom and O’ So Krispie from R U The Girl, were both winners of musical talent searches on UPN and then never heard from again after that. It’s obvious that these chicks like to take the occasional “nibble on the grizzle” if you dig what I’m saying. Therefore my question is, “Can lesbians survive in the music industry?”. We all saw what happened to Amanda Perez. Jessica, who was signed to Missy Elliott’s Goldmind Entertainment, has a voice that can give you goosebumps in record time. She’s sick, I can’t even hate. O’ So Krispie…well, she can dance. So, where are these ladies? Ooh, I wonder if they’re together?

Nah!

Are you still clutching your hanky from the news of BET: Uncut being cancelled? Well, then dry your eyes because I may just have the news to brighten up your day.

Dipset official, Cam’ron, has been busy lately. He’s got a new album, a new movie (*cough*.. shit.. *cough*), and a brand new website, KillaCamron.com. One of the site’s upcoming features will be an online show called “140th and Lennox”, named after Cam’s original hood. The show will consist of a Top 10 countdown of the best un-cut music videos on the streets, and will be hosted by Diplomat manager, Big Joe and his “Ho of the Week”. There’s a title any young lady with integrity should be proud to accept. Check out Killa’s site for more info on him and his low-budget ass show.

While I’m on the Dipset topic, I might as well say Happy 30th Birthday to Jim Jones!
I hear AARP coming, nigga!

Ok. First of all, does anyone remember this little dark-skinned girl’s name? All I remember is that she joined 3LW like 4 years ago, after the last chocolate sister chucked some Church’s chicken at the other hoes and walked out. I hope she saved the biscuits. Anyway, Ms. Nameless on the right must be the laughing stock of whatever town she’s from. The other two chicks hooked up with Raven “Never-ending Belly” Symone and have been collecting checks from Disney Channel for months. Meanwhile her ass is at home listening to “Players Gonna Play” and counting the days until a BET event so people can see her face again. 3LW is over, baby! Now is the time to go solo. The lite-brites will be fine.

The Nigga of the Month title is not limited to men. It is my way of paying homage to anyone or anything that acts like…well, a nigga. Take Ms. Rhonetta Johnson for example; a big black female with a big black mouth. One view of this clip and you’ll see why July’s NOTM award goes to her. Bow down, bitches!

The folks over at sneaker company, Puma, have teamed up with MTV to release a new pair of kicks honoring famous hip-hop show, Yo! MTV Raps. The limited edition shoes are called Forever Fresh and part of a celebration for Puma’s 25th anniversary along with their new Puma Clydes.

I actually like them. I heard that there will only be 225 pairs released; real exclusive. You should be able to grab a box on August 1st.

The country is being invaded by young stars. Def Jam Records should open up an R&B babysitting agency. 17 year old, Chris Brown has been showcasing his talent to the world over the past couple months and many people seem satisfied. I’m not…not yet at least. So fresh off of his first album, this little boy says he’s ready to do movies. Um…Christopher, I hope you don’t think that because you can pull off a semi-impressive Michael Jackson imitated music video, that you can instantly jump into acting. It’s not the same. Now, out of all the movie stars he could have gained inspiration from, he chose 50 Cent. Strike one. Look at what he had to say.

“I’m looking at some serious roles that would take me out of the kiddie — well, not kiddie — but the sweet Chris Brown that everybody knows. It would be more of a life-challenging Chris Brown, like how 50 Cent’s story was [in ‘Get Rich or Die Tryin’ ‘], more along the lines of playing a role like that,”

Nigga, did you see Get Rich Or Die Tryin? I guess not. I’m sure they didn’t allow you in, unless you had a parental guardian with you. 50 can’t act, so aim higher. Then, what the hell does he mean he doesn’t want to look “kiddie”? Boy, you’re 17, you can’t even buy cigarettes yet. Go audition for Spy Kids 4 and sit your ass down.

Anyway, Chris did manage to get a part in an upcoming film along with Ne-Yo (aka Go-Go). Due out by 2007, the movie is called Steppin’. So I guess he’ll be playing a crack-dealer who get’s shot and devotes his life to dance. I smell an Oscar.

Eureeka’s Castle was a TV show about Eureeka, a sorceress in training, who lived in a giant’s castle music box with her friends. The show ran on Nickelodeon from 1989 to 1995 and was written by horror writer R. L. Stine. The show was made up of different shorts that all took place with even the tiniest inhabitants of the castle. It would also at times have holiday specials and a Feature length special called Don’t Touch That Box! (with Luther Vandross playing an experienced sorcerer). The show aired its regular shows during the weekday complete with cartoons and ran an abridged 30 minute version on weekends.

I can still remember those days when I’d crack open a Del Monte fruit cup and a Handi Snack and watch Eureeka along with her bizarre friends, spell words I already knew. Love this show.

Batly was so gangsta!

In a matter of weeks The CW Network will make it’s launch here in America. I’m still convinced that this miserable attempt to get niggas and anglo-cracks together by merging their shows is going to blow up in the company’s face. Anyhow, for those of you who are actually interested in what they have to offer, here is a schedule for the average weekly plays.

Sunday
7/6c — Everybody Hates Chris
7:30/6:30c — All Of Us
8/7c — The Game
8:30/7:30 — America’s Next Top Model

Monday
8/7c — 7th Heaven
9/8c — Runway

Tuesday
8/7c — Gilmore Girls
9/8c — Veronica Mars

Wednesday
8/7c — America’s Next Top Model
9/8c — One Tree Hill

Thursday
8/7c — Smallville
9/8c — Supernatural

Friday
8/7c — Friday Night Smackdown


That’s all folks! So this should give you an idea of what to expect in the fall and even more importantly, which shows have been cancelled. As much as I hate to admit it. I’m gonna miss Cuts. Marques Houston is a much better comedian than he is a singer. I never wanna see his erasable sideburns in a music video again. The scrubbed shows will still run on syndication. If you are a Miami native like me, then don’t fret because the UnderPaid Negro channel will remain on-air.

For more info go to CWtv.com.