What The Club’s Been Missing:
Ya know, violence seems to flock to the Dipset camp like Al Reynolds does to penis. I don’t get it. I heard that a massive fight broke out at the Crocodile Rock club in PA this week, when Juelz Santana failed to perform as scheduled. Apparently ‘Elz showed up a little early and demanded to be let onstage when the opening act was still performing. Some idiot promoter denied his wishes, so Lil’ Boy Fresh and the rest of the Dips…well, dipped. From there the aforementioned riot ensued leaving four fans injured and two behind bars.
Bachelor Parties All Around:
It seems as though everyone is getting married in the fall. Rumor has it that Janet & Jermaine will tie the knot in September. Also, Eddie Murphy & Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) are rumored to be having a September wedding. I guess some people can find love anywhere. Then, of course, Jay-Z & Beyoncé get married every month, so look out for the bouquets ladies. Just make sure you wipe the K-Y Jelly off if you’re gonna attend Eddie’s.
That’s the Rumor Mill. Mild, I know. Gossip has been flat lately. Somebody find Kobe a white girl!
Ya know, violence seems to flock to the Dipset camp like Al Reynolds does to penis. I don’t get it. I heard that a massive fight broke out at the Crocodile Rock club in PA this week, when Juelz Santana failed to perform as scheduled. Apparently ‘Elz showed up a little early and demanded to be let onstage when the opening act was still performing. Some idiot promoter denied his wishes, so Lil’ Boy Fresh and the rest of the Dips…well, dipped. From there the aforementioned riot ensued leaving four fans injured and two behind bars.
The Meth Tical Expericence:
I heard Method Man went up to Wendy Williams’ studio to confront her on the situation concerning her reporting the private info of his sick wife, but he was not let in. Wendy did say that she’d like to have him come up and speak to her, but I don’t think that’s a good idea. Meth is liable to punch the collagen out of Wendy’s face.
Bachelor Parties All Around:
It seems as though everyone is getting married in the fall. Rumor has it that Janet & Jermaine will tie the knot in September. Also, Eddie Murphy & Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) are rumored to be having a September wedding. I guess some people can find love anywhere. Then, of course, Jay-Z & Beyoncé get married every month, so look out for the bouquets ladies. Just make sure you wipe the K-Y Jelly off if you’re gonna attend Eddie’s.
That’s the Rumor Mill. Mild, I know. Gossip has been flat lately. Somebody find Kobe a white girl!
