Ludacris was one of many great performers at last week’s KUBE 93 SummerJam concert, and he showed up with quite an altered look. He stuffed a T-shirt in his back pocket - I mean, who still does that? Oh yeah, and he cut his hair. I guess he got tired of riding down to the southside to get braided up by Aquanaisha every weekend, so he just chopped the locks off. Admittedly, I did believe the man was going to look stupid when I heard he did this. I expected like a raggedy $5 buzz-cut or something, but the new look fits him. However, it does make his nose look bigger than ever before, no?

You can also see Luda rockin his mini-mini-fro in the video for his new single, “Moneymaker”, which he is currently shooting right here in the MIA.

Yeah, Yeah, I know what I said about the vacation, but this shit was irking the hell out of me. Besides, I can’t escape my one true love. Alright, let’s get down to business.

Letoya Luckett’s self-titled solo album was released on Tuesday as you should already know and was expected to move major units. So, refusing to have any attention taken away from her (especially by her ex-bandmate), Be-Yawn-Ce’ and her camp placed a pre-order option on iTunes for her upcoming album B’Day on the same week of Letoya’s debut. Now I don’t wanna hear any fucking excuses from you Knowles fanatics, because the bitch knew what she was doing. It was an evil move in means to knock the spotlight off of Letoya and sadly enough, the shit worked. I think Ms. Thing has been hanging around Fraggle Rock for way too long and he’s tutoring her on a couple of his dastardly deeds of musical sabotage.

Since I’m already on the topic, I’ll just mention something else that I noticed. Ever since Destiny’s Child announced that they weren’t going to be a group any longer, it seems like all the ex-members have been flying to recording studios on rocketships. First we had the young lady above, now her girl LaTavia Robinson is preparing an album after she claimed she was done with the music indsutry. Also, a female by the name of Támar Davis is hitting the scene after departing from the group back in “Girls Tyme” days. Seems like the rejects are strappin down their wigs and preparing for war. Somebody needs to call Farrah Franklin and give that bitch some inspiration as well.

Hello, my minature fanbase. I just thought I owed it to the 4 people who actually read this shit to let them know that I am taking a break from The Fury for a couple weeks. A nigga is on a well-deserved vacation right now and I’m not trying to leave the beach for nothing. Don’t fret, for I will be back to chop it up with ya’ll and crush these celebrities’ feelings soon enough. Anyway, the bar is calling my name right now, so I’ll holla! Check out Crunk & Disorderly and Juicy News until I return.

I might have been wrong about Loon getting his ass whooped up in Harlem, because according to the hood, he’s got a good set of hands on him. Of course, when asked about the altercation between him and 40 Cal, he claimed he “beat the shit” out of him. I’m sorry, I just find that so hard to believe. Maybe it’s because he smiles so damn much, like he just got two gumballs out the machine in front a bodega with one quarter. This is what 4o Cal had to say about the fight and Loony Toon’s comments:

“I’m a tell niggas the real story, cause I’m a real nigga. I’m in the barbershop, me and Loon got the same barber, he’s from the hood. Prior to the incident I’m about to explain- I ain’t see the nigga in like two years, I heard he moved to Atlanta or some shit. So I’m getting my hair lined-up or whatever by the barber, here comes Loon walking in. He walks and talks to some of the barbers, they all cool, this shit is like that show ‘The Shop’, you feel what I’m saying? Everybody know each other and all that, just cool shit.

I’m getting my cut (and) this nigga comes in and he says my name like in a joking way like “Yo 40″ like he saying what up to me. I said nothing. I continued getting my cut. He’s mad with a couple people in back of me, I dont know, they talking or whatever. Loon is in back of them, he grabs a shovel from the closet and out of nowhere he swings while I’m getting my line-up and he hits me in the shoulder. So I get up looking at him, he swings again, I block it with my arm and snuff em. He dropped the shovel and I threw ‘em in the chairs. He’s under me, cause I threw him in the chairs and he tries to pick me up. He almost picks me up, but I snuffed him again, so he dropped me. He falls off me then niggas break it up.

I tell the nigga ‘Let’s take it outside, lets fight again’, like you know let’s get it over with, you got some shit on ya chest. The nigga grabs the shovel again. I say ‘You can’t fight without the shovel’, the nigga drops the shovel, go runs and jumps in some little hooptie. I didn’t start laughing, I’m still mad at what the fucks going on. I just go finish getting my line and call a couple of my niggas and call it a day. He wasn’t nowhere to be found for the day, so that’s the story.

I mean if a nigga wanna get points off of that, cause he mad at Jimmy so he try to get at me and try to get a point, he got nothing, he lost points. I heard he broke his pinkie after the whole incident. Got a few marks on his face or some dumb shit from the couple jabs I gave em. Me? it’s nothing wrong with me, like it’s verified, I done took a couple pictures, I’m about to do another video. I might make another mixtape called ‘Don’t beat me in my head’ Volume 1. So whatever, I’ll see em when I see em ya dig, it’s nothing.”

Well his story matches up very well with the one the witness told over on AllHipHop.com and it is quite detailed. So, I’m sticking to my original theory.

In a haste to gain more positive attention to Bad Boy Entertainment from us music fans, Diddy has actually gotten his executive ass back in the booth and recorded his new album called, Press Play. Here’s the first single, “Come To Me” featuring the beautiful Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls. It seems like Diddy is trying with all his might to sound 23 years young again. Aww. Well, according to the music industry you’re a geezer now, Mr. Combs. Deal with it. Oddly enough, I’m really enjoying this new track. It has just the right mix of today’s flavor with the old swagger Diddy’s always given us. Let’s just pray that he’s gotten over that damn shoulder wop that he’s been doing since like ‘94. I don’t know if my retinas can bear to witness that dance in another video.

Press Play should be on shelves by October 3rd.

Guess who’s remaking 50 Cent’s record, “How To Rob”.

“I’m jacking everybody. Even 50 and [Lil] Jon — they getting it too. At first I wasn’t into talking about anybody…but I remember back in the day when a nigga ain’t had nothing. He would do anything to get a little paper. I want to be where real hip-hop is. A lot of people say hip-hop is dead. Well, I’mma kill it for ‘em. You gotta think: I’m a dude who can get crunk and spit,” ~Lil’ Scrappy

Nigga, sit your ass down! You mean you’re actually admitting to using diss records to promote yourself? Why does everybody want to be 50 Cent? First it’s Chris Brown’s pokemon collecting ass, now this nigga. How pathetic can one person possibly be? Scrap’, please go find yourself a hobby because your career is over. Your mouth look like you been suckin on lemons for a living.

I guess Loon hasn’t been too cool with Dipset ever since Jim Jones aired out his post-record deal hustle to some DVD magazine. So, I heard that he and Diplomat member, 40 Cal, got into a scuffle at a barbershop in Harlem. The witness’ stories of the fight and it’s outcome are all very different, but from what I gather, Loon actually swung a shovel at Cal while he was getting shaped up, which hit his shoulder. From there the two fought around the shop until Loon ended up leaving. I’m not sure who won, but I’d bet my money on Cal. Loon looks like he still sleeps with a Teddy Ruxpin.

If this is true, Kobe Bryant is the stupidest nigga on God’s green earth. According to Illseed at allhiphop.com, the vanilla loving baller recently copped this diamond-encrusted Mercedez Benz for his wife, Vanessa. The vehicle was showcased during a car show not too long ago, so the one in the picture is probably the only one in the world, which would make this hardly likely to be proven true. Besides, Kobe could spit in Vanessa’s face, slash her wrists, and piss on her mother. That bitch ain’t going anywhere, so he needs to stop acting like he’s sorry. He’s not.

“I have another album I want to put out [at] the beginning of the first quarter of next year. The numbers for the album are there; I’m just workin on the commas now. Once we get the commas in the right places, everything will be cool.” ~Remy Ma


Hoe, sit your ass down! First of all, you got that numbers and commas bullshit from Trina on the remix to “Concieted”. That makes you a swagger jacker! Secondly, nobody really likes you. How many copies did your debut album sell? 14? Keep dreaming, Rem’. Them titties look like some depressed water balloons that nobody wanted to throw. Work on them first.